FUCK YOU WASHINTON MUTUAL
WOW! Ever wonder what it feels like to have a glowing metal fireplace poker stuck up your ass? Well I do, because THATS just what Washington Mutual did to me!

Ive been banking with them since I was fuckin born. My parents made an account for me, and since then, Ive started my own savings account + checking. Well! it seems as if, I have accumulated 132$ in fucking OVERDRAFT charges! FUCKING AWESOME! That, is like a weeks worth of pay, and is NOT a fuckin small amount of money. THAT REALLY FUCKIN PISSES ME OFF. This pisses me off so much, I accually want to switch banks now. I probably won't, and I will forget about this, but GODDAMMIT YOU PISS ME THE FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU! FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU.

>:(
Ok. Its official. Seattle has the WORST fucking traffic in the fucking NATION. I cant stand this bullshit anymore.

Ok, heres some background. A coworker whom is the teen drop in leader, has mariners tickets for this afternoon. He would like me to pick him up after the game with some kids. I agree because i think its well worth not sitting here in this goddamn office. BOY WAS I FUCKING WRONG.

So off i go in this HUGE fuckin 15seater van, off to pick up some kids that i dont like at all. Woooppeeee. I start out on the freeway and go "AW FUCK" traffic instantly. No hesitation. So i bog myway down to safeco by getting off at james street. No problem here.

Next thing I dont know what in the hell i am getting into. I start off by taking the right turn from uwajimaya to get on the street close the safeco. BIG MISTAKE. So i hit this HUGE wad of traffic. i swear its bumper to bumper for fuckin a mile or 2. All the time, I have no cell phone reception so i cant call those fuckers and tell them to meet me somewhere. So im just chillin in traffic, watching people go around this huge fuckin whale of a bus. I was planning on taking a right down the street so that i can get through easier and pick their asses right up! Guess not. The FUCKING POLICE block off ANY right turns from safeco for 4 goddamn stop lights. thats like 2 goddamn miles down the road before ANYONE can take a goddamn right turn. I swear i was so godddamn mad.

Anyway, I finnally was able to take a RIGHT fuckin turn. Being NOT the asshole, i am sitting in the right lane. I see all these goddamn cars in front of me in the left lane cutting off the people in the right. I think "oh, I cant be cut off, im this huge fucking van." LITTLE TO MY KNOWLEGE THIS LITTLE FUCKING DEL SOL DECIDES TO CUT IN FRONT OF ME FROM THE LEFT LANE 2 FEET FROM THE INTERSECTION.

Oh my god i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed right now. If i was in my own car, i would get out(we were at a stop at that time, which just fumed my anger even more) grabbed my bat and tapped politely on her window. I would have informed her that if she does no move her car in 3 seconds, she will lose her wind shield.

But i wasnt. I was in this BIG ASS FUCKING WHALE. AND THE WHALE YEILDS TO ALL. Not seeing that i am probably 3times her goddamn weight, she cuts in front of me, all the while I tailgating her like none other. I am sooooo goddamn mad right now.

To top it off, here i am, on first avenue. These fuckers are probably 300 feet away, and im sitting in traffic. WOO FUCKING HOO. I FINANNLY get over to those shits. and they pile their carcasses into the whale.

I tell the leader that THEY are driving and informed him numerous times that "he owes me big." (at that time, i have been stuck in traffic for an hour and a half). Not knowing of my current state of mind, the little children begin to start howling as if they were being eaten while still concious. I snarl that "my fuse is about this long(an inch) and if i hear a GODDAMN WORD, i would explode and destroy something." But that didnt work.

One of the dumb girls in the group began to complain about how long they waited and how much she would have gone through the traffic so much faster. I just about had it. If it werent for my seatbelt, i would have jumped out of my chair, grabbed her neck and popped her head off. But i managed to calm myself down.

Those little goddamn boys kept screaming at eachother in some foregin goddamn language that i couldnt understand, but i told them if they didnt shutup, i was going to leave them on the side of the road for the bums to rape and pillage.(not really, i just told them to shut up like i would tell my dog)

The drive back was so much easier, it made my brain hurt. I wasnt driving anymore, so i was enjoying it alot. I could CARELESS what those goddamn kids or the fuckin leader thinks of me now.

This was all an hour ago.

I better get some salmon out of this.................

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Lookie mommy! its monday! AznRidah is at work and is pissed off again!

Damn stright I fuckin am.

Well, its funny sometimes. Any of this happen to any of you? Certain actions, people, places, or things just piss you off so much, that you want to just grab a sharp/blunt object and beat it until it is a bloody heap of unreconziable goo?

Thats how I fucking feel right now. First off, my fuckin gay ass boss tells that my bitch of a coworker wants to work saturdays from now on, with her job that she works 60+ hrs a week. thats right folks, 60+. Do you know what that means for me? means that i wont be getting SHIT for hours. That means I wont have money. That means that I cant pay bills. MOTHER FUCKER.

I guess my greedy ass coworker enjoys stealing shit from me(note previous entry). Everytime I think about this shit it makes me want to just go up to my boss, say "FUCK YOU" and leave. I have to learn to keep this shit at work though. It wont be doing me any good if i take it home. And I usually dont. But its really hard when it involves money.

After calming down and venting about this situation with my kannojo, I relized that after this next spring quarter of work, im not going to be working for the city anymore. Yay? not too sure. sitting on my ass and getting paid is a BIG perk. but hating the administration and wanting to kill myself everytime i come to work isnt. I guess i need some time off. Maybe I will find somthing more enjoyable and pays better somewhere else.

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A small rant. I really like my former coworker. Shes fun, and its fun working with her. But there is a time, when you get screwed over enough that you just cant stand peoples sometimes. Check this shit.

First off, she screws me outta money. "how so?" you might ask. We have to different ways we can get paid, from the city or from the associated rec council(ARC). when you get paid from the city, there is somthing called "premium pay". With this, a certin number of hours you can get a better percent of premium pay. you start with 5% then 10, then 25. Shes up to 25%. Im at 5%. There were times when my boss knew that i worked on "city time" where they were suppost to be put down as city hours and they were put down as ARC, which has no premium pay, just alot of taxes. Apparently, my fuckin former coworker said to my boss that "She and I talked about it, and that all her hours were on city pay, while mine were on ARC." With her 25% preumin pay on city, she would be getting about $12.75 an hour, while I am stuck at $9.83 and hour.

What does this mean? this means that everytime she claimed my city hours as her own, I would be screwed out of money. I wouldnt get alot of money from premium pay, but it would be more hours so that it would build up. This is total bullshit. But this happened a while ago, and I am kind of over it.

Fast forward up to today. Today, Im talking with my boss gay ass boss and telling him how little hours I will be getting next quarter due to the end of basketball season. Im in a sense asking him for hours, but then not. My former coworker still works saturdays here, which is 5 hours a saturday. She works another 7 hours a day at another community center, where she gets paid $12+ before premuim pay. Which means, she is rollin in the bank. She admitts she doesnt do shit there. I was talking to her to see if I would be able to take her saturdays beacuse she is making so much fuckin money already. She says "ill think about it."

WTF DOES THAT MEAN? (begin rant....NOW.)

She already fucking knows that im not going to have that many hours AT all nexty quarter, but then she gives me this bullshit about how much bank shes pulling in! this REALLY pisses me off beacuse she KNOWS that im in need for money. If i calculate next quarter, I BARELY make enough for rent/bills. SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH. goddammit. im so pissed right now. DO NOT GIVE ME THE FUCKING RUN AROUND. First off, she gives me shit and steals my hours. I know she does. She always give me this fuckin plea that "oh, this tells you to go get another job." FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN BITCH. Most of us HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK. SHE fucking complained about how she goes to school and works so much. Thats so bullshit. She takes >1< ONLINE course at a COMMUNITY COLLEGE, and comes to this goddamn center. She doesnt commute/go to classes AT ALL. Goddammit that pisses me off. Im really not going to enjoy next quarter. I keep telling myself this, but Goddammit, i need to quit this fuckin job.

Some people may call you a bum, they're probably right. You're quick to start a fight and you always seem to be broke. You're an amateur but you're learning. But you're still a bum. ReverseBlade!

Goddamn you, fatass.
Fuck. What a way to start out the fucking week. First off, being hella tired and shit that my head/eyes hurt everytime i moved them. I fuckin skipped school today to get some rest. It felt nice. But, look at my ass now. Im sitting here at fucking work. Goddamn i hate this place so much. The fuckin city screwed over this place totally. There is this new fat lady here who is so goddamn lazy and shit, i cant stand her. Everytime i look at her, the only shit that comes to mind is, "White trash." Nothing else. How the fuck did someone like this get this goddamn position? Our duties and responsiblities are not only taking payments and such for classes, but fuckin accually getting off our fatasses and setting up for classes, being able to accomodate for instrutors and shit. This lady is so fuckin lazy. Im surprised her ankles can take that extreme weight. They must have 500+ pounds on each ankle.

My boss bounced on me today. He usually helps me set up for a class that I hate. First off, he decides to tell me that this fatbitch will be taking the 12bux a hour "rec leader" shit that >I< fuckin deserve. So im back at 9.83. That pisses me off. Ive been here for FUCKIN ONE AND A HALF YEARS, and my GAY ass boss(refer to eariler entry) tells me that i wont be getting the pay that i deserve. Thats bull shit.

Anyway, back to setting up for the class. Well, apparently, my gay ass boss talked to the fuckin whale, and asked her if she could help set up for the class with me. We have to move a TON of shit around for this fuckin corpse of a teacher whom should be dead teach these pissy pregnent women. shit. Well, when i start, Im thinkin, "ok, the phone rang a few times, I can understand if she gets those." later on, when the phone stopped ringning, and no one at the front counter, She was no where to be seen. At that time, im like WTF?

So i go on and set up the goddamn room by-my-fucking-self. No thanks to Willy. I come back into the office, and she doesnt say a goddamn word to me. THATS what pissed me off. I guess her fatass doesnt have the capacity to remember to help me eh? or my gay ass boss didnt ask the whale gay enough eh? Shit. I hate this fuckin job. I really need to quit.

Word of advice, never work for the city of seattle.

:)

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE.
Ugh. Im fuckin tired right now because of this big lan party i went to on saturday. This lag im feeling from the gayness was not only from the staying up late and the massive amounts of caffine I consumed during the lan, but it was in propoganda and marketing that hurt my fuckin head. I quote from one of my friends: "this shouldnt be called GDfest, but ATIfest" goddammit hes right. The entire fucking time at this goddamnn lan, i felt as if i was in another goddamn AMD reality check.

I enjoy the fact they were giving away fuckin radeon 9700s, but everytime they gave one away, they would use 100000' subwoofers that would shake the earth and distract us from our gaming to tell us that they were going to give us a videocard. After having to restart my heart with a jolt from my power supply, I would check my ticket they gave to us at the door and I would hope to god i would win a 300$ video card. Did i win anything? nope. One of my friends did, which im happy bout, but i fuckin wanted one goddammit.

A great part of the lan was me and my friends spouts of arguments, where we would see who could swear more in a sentence to put the other down. a little taste:
"Hey, Fuck you."
"No, Shut the fuck up."
"You know what motherfucker? Im sick of your goddamn shit."
"Why dont you shut the fuck up and die, shithead?"

We would continue to do this at very audiable levels so that anyone around us would be very disturbed. It was a grand time.

There were tournaments during the lan, which were monster gay. I signed up for the Unreal Tournament 2003, tournamet, even though I only bought the game a few days before that. When we arrived at the lan there was a schedule that stated our tournament would begin at 1pm. When 1pm rolled around, we noticed that the games which were suppost to be played 3 hours ago, havent even started yet. We were not surprised with the disorgazition and problems that was going on. Things gay about the tournament:
1: We couldnt use our own computers. I would much rather used my own.
2: When they called us over for the games, we had to play around 6 practice rounds because they had server problems. They changed the map on us 3 different times, with the map that was going to be the real map being my weakest. Weak shit.
3: My number for the videocards could have been called, but i was sitting outside the room getting my ass handed to my in UT2k3. Goddammit.

To add to the gayness of the tournamets, the very last videocard they were giving out, these fuckin fat, smelly, lanners were egged on to strip by this gay ass looking announcer. We really want to see another guy strip while he danced like a little monkey for a videocard. Fucking shit.
The best thing about the lan was the t-shirts i got. I ran around and got all the free t-shirts i could. i can use them as rags, and i probably will. Free shit is good. Kinda like the GTA:vice city bus board that my friends stole. Yeah :) Free shit.

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ME 1 COURTS 0
Welp. last week was a fairly eventful week for me. I had my fuckin day in court. Why was I in court? oh, well, it was auguest 31st, and i was on the very southern edge of snohomish county, where i was stopped on a traffic violation. Going 74-79 in a 60. What bullshit. I could smell quota and fuckin speed trap all over this fuckin ticket.

I decided to fight back.
I go to this site: http://www.audetteinternet.com/information/SPTICKET.html#VISUAL%20ESTIMATE,%20AIRPLANE%20RADAR%20AND%20VASCAR
This fuckin website was so useful, I decided to print out the entire 42 fuckin pages of it. Its true. People believe that if they get a fuckin speeding ticket, that "oh i did wrong, let me get my wallet." well, unlike some rich motherfucker that can just whip out his wallet and toss cash around, I dont have that luxury. I decide to contest this bitch beacuse >I DONT DESERVE IT<. (maybe i do, but thats beside the point)
First off, I was at a total advantage at the court room. If you do go through traffic court, keep your eyes and ears open. This guy who went earlier than me, had a lawyer. And thankfully, this fuckin lawyer talked loud enough so that i was able to hear him clearly. The guy with the lawyer got ticketed the same way i did, from an airplane. I listened to this lawyer just smooth talk and pursude the judge with little to no studder. I took mental notes and when I was going to talk with the judge, going to regurgitate the EXACT thing the lawyer said. And i did.

And I won.

I called Hearsay on the cop that was on the ground. They were getting second hand knowlege from the cop in the airplane. The cop that wrote me the ticket, was the one on the ground. So they have Zero knowlege, but only was stated from the cop in the air. Use it. It worked for me. This fuckin judge only keyed in on one thing i said, which was "hearsay." after that, he didnt give a ratsass what i said. After that was said and done, i have a clean record, with not a penny lost.

Later on that tuesday night, it was the AMD reality check. Or how my friends like to state it the (A)ll (M)ale (D)isco. I personally like AMD as a processor company. they do great work. but this goddamn promotion shit was unbelievely gay. There were so many goddamn nerds there, that if that celing collapsed and everyone in there died, there would be a massive drop from Hostess and every candy company in the stock market the next day.

It was pretty fuckin funny listening to these goddamn marketing whores. They didnt know a goddamn thing. One representaive came up to us, and we asked him about the box building contest. He stated that we can do anything, but "Overcloaking". Wow, you really know your shit. And there was this goddamn aussie fag there. He didnt know a goddamn thing either. All the shit he said could have fit on a goddamn notecard. Besides that, i could barely understand his foregin ass. How the fuck did AMD get someone so gay?

They had this goddamn box building contest. pretty fuckin smart idea, too bad you have to either (1) own a dell (2) never opened your computer up before (3) never own a computer, to NOT win this goddamn thing. EVERYTHING was already done for you. There was not a ounce of thermal grease application in the entire goddamn competition. YOu just had to screw everything down and attach shit to the PSU. Woohoo! so goddamn hard.
One guy, that everyone thought was going to win, lost beacuse he forgot a screw. HA ha. so lame. what a waste of time. I got a hat out of it, and my other friend got a personalized tshirt for the (A)ll (M)ale (D)isco.
Finals are coming up, you wont hear from me till im done with them. Later.

Ecofuckingnomics.
Dont you hate it when you think your employer is gay, but then you find out hes getting married, which only further questions his homosexual sounding voice? Well, take a good fucking look at my employeer. If it wasnt for his wife, I would expectantly think he was gay. To top off his femine sounding voice, he forgets shit so often, it screws over the entire staff. Him to forget to pick up your paycheck is a daily thing though. Him to forget to tell you that you are working, and then get a call from his higher ups telling me "why arent you working?"
Yes, working for the city is gay. About as gay as my boss. If you are no where near a managerial position, you are liable to get fucked out of every opertunity of advancement that comes by. I love my job, i seriously do. The pay is good, hours i can live with. But im going to get fired. Is anyhing going to happen to my gay boss? Well, i do love the piece which he came up to me one day while doing shit he should have been doing, and bragging to me about the overtime hours he got. Whoop de fucking do man! IM GETTIN FUCKIN FIRED.
Now this flake of a boss doesnt even tell me that im staying open for a hour more each night. I dont fuckin find out until >I< call him about it. His response? "My bad." Oh! so you are claiming responsiblity? wow! thats fuckin new.
Im happy to get fired. A year and a half is good time. I have a good resource for resume now. What i wont miss is all the shit i take from it. Now i need to find another fuckin job. Goddammit. this fuckin sucks.

ANOTHER HAS FALLEN.

ANOTHER HAS FALLEN.

NINTENDO HATES YOU.
Shit. Haven't done this for a while. Anyway, on with the manly shit. Last week I did somthing I havent done in a while, bought a fuckin console. Unlike alot of my friends, i really dont play console games, I play comp games alot more. i totally skipped N64, DC, PSO, PS2, Xbox. I only inherited a PS0 and DC from my bro who didnt play them anymore. But now i broke down and bought a gamecube. Thanks to my friend, i was thrown into this downward spiral that is consuming my soul. This is Animal Crossing. Fuckin game where u run around a town you name and catch fish, bugs, do almost whatever the fuck you want. goddamn game runs on the GC internal clock, where there are specific days and times you need to do shit. So this fuckin game either keeps you up hella late, but then forces you up beacuse the store is only open for a set amount of time. goddamn this game is consuming my soul. I cant stop playing it. Ive also got my girl playin it, while im trying to get her sis to start also. (i need more people in my town) recently, one of my friends also broke down to buy a gamecube and the game. Another has fallen. This past weekend, this fuckin game forced me to get up out of bed to play it. a WEEKEND AND ON 6 hours of SLEEP.
We all know you want it. Join us.

UT 2003 bizznatch
Wassup all. UT2003 came out last week. What a dope ass game. Finnally a game that will beable to push my vidcard to its limit. (for those who dont know it, i have a gainward gf4 ti4200) even tho the last lan, i didnt get to go to, i fuckin loved UT, so ill definalty get UT2003. I heard they got rid of the fuckin enforcers. that was one of my favorite guns. enforcer rushing on CTF: Facing Worlds was so fun. if the team was really fuckin lame, i could get the flag and back to my base with no touble using only enforcers. Its always fun killing people who are on a broadband, and you with a 56k, and a 300+ ping getting 40+ frags. thats just pathatic. Im just looking for a good deal right now on UT. Ive seen some that are like 30bux, which isnt too fuckin bad...but i like waiting and get a good price :P *scratch scratch* A topic came up one nite while chillin at my friends house. "whats the worst way to die?" Well, according to a very relabiable source, Maxim magazine for men, the worst way to die is, being hung upside down with your legs spread, then having a 2 man saw going down between your legs till you die. Now doesnt that sound fun? There was also boiling to death, some other weird shit. I always thought, getting your balls cut off and bleeding to death was really bad...http://www.maximonline.com. Real men read maxim.

Ughhhhh
Yes. UGH. today i obtained my very nice desk that ive wanted. There isnt much to it but a plank of wood with legs...but its worth it i think. it was the one i planned on getting...at the price. 300 bux for it...i coulda gotten alot of stuff for that...but this desk is awesome. TOO BAD IT CAME WITH ONE LEG SHORT. so i cant finish the damn thing!! really pisses me off that some fusking idiot at ikea cant count right. i guess >6< is hard number to count up to. tomorrow i plan on calling ikea and giving them a huge earful about how far i fuckin travel (a good 30+ miles, not close) to get to the damn store, and how i much i paid for one fuskin item that comes incomplete. so, now i remind u all, if u EVER get somthing from ikea, ALWAYSD COUNT THE PIECES. i learned the hard way, and i may have to go back to the fuskin store and get another piece, which is going to take out a HUGE chunk of time out of my day with traffic. what a pain in the ass. enough ranting and raving about how people cant count. I need broadband. im currently in my new place, and its really enjoyable. only problem, i have no broadband. this sucks ass. i told my brother to cancel it when he moved out so that i could pick up on another deal when he moved out, u know the 20bux a month for 6 months or somshit. well, im currently on 56k, and im hating every minute of it...even tho its free, its a pain in the ass. im surviving my days with bangai-o, this really weird game on my DC. some people say it sux, id rather think its...time consuming. i just got ikaruga, which really seems like a time killer. ill transfer it to my main computer tomorrow and burn it. ok...enough of this...later all.

A man, doin manly stuff. *scratch*
Yarg all...Today i obtained my copy of Battlefield 1942. and this man must say this game was well worth da trouble to get it. Running my ass all over da city to get it beacuse lame ass bestbuy was out, i had to go to compusa...where the tire on my car decided to give out. I had to put on my spare then drive my ass to discount tire to get it fixed. Man, discount tire fixed it free, but took forever to get done. what a pain in the ass. Its all well and done now. i have my copy of battlefield, and a 50pack of cdrs which will keep me sane till i get into my new place. My bro FINALLY got out, and now im going to start moving in asap. Tomorrow is going be filled with packing more shit and moving it. i cant wait to get settled down in my new place and customize it to the max. whats done is done, and im still in the hunt for a good desk. the kind im looking for is the L kind that will fit in a corner. anyone know of any for sale? :P ive been waiting so long to get into this place itll make your mind boggle...im glad its finnally going tho. thats enuff man-blogging for me...blogyalater.

Y-y-yyyaarrgggg...
Welcome one and all to the first page of mah manly blog. You been seein all dese blogs wit da females doin...nows its da time for da mens to get a say in wut goes on. All da males dat be reading this whenever...gimme ideas whateva uz wants to see and ill see what i can do. herk...im at work right now...but i gots da job that all u want. i sit around and get paid. no flippin burgers or nothin fer me. i only knows one other guy that has a tougher time than me when it comes to work :P *scratch scratch* time to kill some people soon....battle field 1942 comes out today...but only stupid people buy it on the first day its out....all overpriced and shit. you have to wait for a week at least before getting a game. get the game so i can kill you. thats all fornow.